I Hate the Name Game

bunnyfood:

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when will we meet please?

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These are the women who made me know it was okay to dress up like a hooker and stand in the Boston Common all in the name of comedy. Thanks girls.

y

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bryceratops:

semagregnuh:

dead

SHE IS BETTER THAN ALL OF US.

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I AM OBSESSED 

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discoverynews:

Ikea Monkey in a fancy coat is back!

youvegotbeauty:

ethanaboutnothing:

runbyhubble:

inaromanticalway:

Chris Pratt brings a selfie to his Conan interview to show his Zero Dark Thirty physique.

WHAT

TAYLOR YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO END

HOLY

FUCKING—

I AT LONG LAST UNDERSTAND THE PRIMAL DESIRE THAT INSPIRES ETHAN TO GO ON REBLOGGING SPREES OF SHIRTLESS PICTURES OF ADAM LEVINE

WHY WAS I NOT THERE?

• Mom: This week was terrible, I hit my co-worker's car.
• Maggie: Okay, what else?
• Mom: Well that's it but it cost a lot.
• Maggie: That's not that bad.
• Mom: No, it cost a LOT.
• Maggie: That is still such a little thing. Things could be worse.
• Mom: How? How could it be worse?
• Maggie: Your kid could be dead.
• Mom: Fine.
• JUST PUTTIN' THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE MOM <33333